10 Anime Characters Who Would Absolutely Fail No Nut November

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For whatever reason, every time November rolls around a chosen one takes it upon themselves to participate in the Internet’s self-celibacy challenge: No Knot November.

As silly as it sounds, the celibacy challenge has a huge following online. It even has its own dedicated community. r/nonut November Subreddit with 134,000 “Knit Comrades” and 3,000 “Knit Spectators”. Rules for no nut november, Colloquially “coitus reservatus” or “Competitionby the Seinfeld Enjoy, should participants refrain from having sex, masturbating, or viewing any pornographic material during the month of November. Unlike the good old American pastime of baseball, there are no “three strikes and you’re out.” You got one shot no Take it and count it.

Those who choose to participate in the event claim that it offers numerous health benefits. Even self-proclaimed musical genius and Hitler apologist, Kanye West, announced he was taking on the challenge. Clear his corrupt mind. On his official Twitter account. Which just goes to show what going through divorce court does to MF.

In that spirit, I thought it would be fun to poke fun at this silly tradition by putting together a list of anime characters who won’t shut up about their participation in the challenge, only to fail within days, if minutes. No mention of disrespect comes out. Neon Genesis EvangelineOf Shinji Akari. You’re dirty and you need to go to therapy instead of a giant robot.

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